Why Do Men Pee Standing up? :)

Why Men Pee Standing Up:

(A Humorous, yet seldom published story of the difference between Man and Woman)

When God was creating all that is good and wonderful, He took a day of rest. Adam and Eve were getting comfortable, and learning all about The Garden of Eden. After a few days, he gathered them for a meeting to discuss what they were learning, and to see if they had any complaints. Among other complaints, Adam complained that it was a bother to have to squat to go pee. God told them he had a solution. He had two more items to be utilized, but had not given them out yet. He explained that one would be for the woman, and one would be for the man. He would present, and explain the purposes for each, and let Adam and Eve discuss it between themselves to determine which would be for man, and which would be for woman. God wanted them to really discuss all the possibilities, and come to a mutual agreement as to why each should have the one they would get. This decision would be final, and could never be changed.

Both Adam and Eve were excited about this, and wanted to know what the two individual items were. God started to explain about the two items, and again to stress how important it would be to discuss the items, and all that came with them, before making a decision. Adam was really excited, and impatient, and kept urging God to hurry up and tell them what these items were. As God started to explain the two items, he began with an item that would be called a ‘Penis’. He began to list what this would be for, and the purposes of it. Adam, in all his eagerness was not paying much attention, and as soon as God mentioned that it “would allow whoever had it to pee standing-up”, Adam did not hear another word. Adam immediately started jumping up and down, and insisting he wanted that one. He was really excited! God, and Eve both tried to calm him down, so God could tell what the second item was, and they could learn, discuss, and make an informed decision. Adam would not listen to anything else. He Wanted the thing that would allow him to pee standing-up, and would not settle-down, until he got that. After trying unsuccessfully, Eve Finally turned to God, and said “Go ahead and give that to him. We will not know peace until he gets that.” So God Gave the penis to Man.

Adam was so excited to be able to pee standing-up! He pee’d on everything he possibly could, all over the entire garden. He danced, he pee’d, he sang about being able to do this while standing up. He ran all over the place, so excited about this new-found joy! He was the happiest, and could not imagine a better thing to have. This went on for many days. He could not pee constantly, so he used it as a play-thing. Adam was totally excited, and nothing else mattered. It was all he talked about. He found that this new found thing could entertain him endlessly, and he could do so much with it. All the animals, and even Eve were getting tired of his excitement, and learning how he could use this thing. They tried to stay away from him, but There was no place in The entire Garden where he did not use his new-found toy. He did not care what anybody or anything else thought. He had a penis! Life could not get any better.



After many weeks of this, with a sigh, Eve finally asked God, “By the way… what was the other thing we were supposed to discuss?” God Smiled, and said “The other item is called ‘A Brain’, and it seems Adam will not part with the Penis, so Woman shall have The Brain.



Now you know why man can pee standing up.

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